A visibly upset Child Of The Night pictured complaining bitterly to the Press Complaints Commission last night
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A number of spectral Transylvanian wolves have complained to the publishers of a wildly successful, online satirical mag, stating that they found the content “frighteningly poor” and that it was unsuitable for slavering brutes from Hell of all ages.
The London-based magazine, Soz Satire, published it’s Halloween issue last Friday, and late last night, added a number of absolutely appalling skits which have lead to howls of protest from the so-called Children Of The Night:
“Terrifyingly bad! I haven’t seen that much blood since the last time Inchcock got his nob out!” – Bonzo
“Some of the jokes from Clivey Dee were so horrifyingly crap I literally shit my fur” – Fido
“I’ve not seen such frighteningly incorrect and overly-judicious usage of the ellipsis since Mike Steeden left a note out for the milkman! I mean to say WTF!” – Lucky
“Ratty’s skit made all my fangs fall out and it’s not even been published yet! – Butch
“Mic Norbury? Is that man EVER sober fer chrissakes? The mere thought of the state of his liver made me feel quite peckish” – Bowser
“The graphics by The Artful Dodger were so atrocious I had a miscarriage on the spot” – Spike.
“The inane quality of Gary Hoadley’s so-called humour made me prowl the streets of Fulham looking for unsuspecting prey” – Fifi
“Lenny van Ree’s contribution was so desperately abject I chewed one of my own feet off with terror – Rex.
To nod in agreement with the above Hell Hounds, why not visit this site and see for yourselves my friends:
WARNING! Some of the gags in this latest issue are so bone-chillingly poor that we advise you to take some of Inchy’s nerve pills and have a really good shit before entering.