Have You Ordered Yours Yet?

blog o mate

Have other members of the WordPress family been berating you over your tardiness when it comes to “liking” or commenting on their blog? Do you regularly visit the site of one of your favourite bloggers only to find that 30 or more of your peers have already beaten you to the punch and got their “likes” nicely squared away?

Well those days could be well and truly behind you with this ingenious little anal implement. The Blog O Mate Butt Plug Of Hope will ensure that you never have to play second fiddle to your fellow irritants again, ever.

For details on how to get yours by return of post (possibly)… read this!

http://sozsatire.wix.com/soz-satire#!the-wordpress-blog-o-mate-butt-plug-of-h/c1kla

Order yours today and receive one of our “I’ve Got Far Too Much Time On My Hands” t-shirts absolutely free!

See the little boxes below for a list of satisfied customers.

Clivey

 

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10 Comments

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10 responses to “Have You Ordered Yours Yet?

  1. ratty

    An absolute delight. Worth every penny. I wear mine constantly, though perhaps the electrical jolt could be reduced a little ?
    Nigel Farage

    Liked by 1 person

    • Sorry Nige. No dice mate. If anybody deserves a few thousand volts up the marmite motorway it’s you old son.

      Like

      • Step-up transformers for sale. Ex-soviet military stock. 3kV to 10kV. Extra spiky case with rough welded edges! Approved accessory for the Blog O Mate Butt Plug Of Hope. Recommended for use with shifty right wing politicians. Simply shove it up there next to the Blog O Mate Butt Plug Of Hope, and see how their speech is impaired.

        Liked by 2 people

  2. ratty

    Yeeeooooh – Gasp !
    There goes another face-distorting press of a LIKE button.
    Nigel Farage

    Liked by 1 person

  3. Ratty + Nobbly = A Mad Hatter’s tea party.
    All we need now is for some silly sackload of shit to upload a few comical clips of a cat falling off a sideboard to complete the scene. Anybody?

    Like

  4. In short lads, any more of it and I’ll “like” the bloody pair of yers! Oh dear me…YES!!!

    Like

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