I’ve been meaning to add this page for quite some time. Ever since he threatened to break my legs with a steel bar in fact.
Here we go then!
More as the threats to maim me gather momentum
Gems the lot of them!
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Agreed. I’ll have a trawl down the old bugger’s timeline and fish a few more out. I dont get paid for this you know! Tsk.
Thieving Cur, I wondered where all me art had gawn. It was up for sale with Southerby’s…
By the way, do you know where I can get my grubby mitts on a jar or two of Blood Jam?
Have you tried the Acme Blood Jam Factory “Purveyors Of Fine Gore Since 47BC”?
They seem to be the main artery for this type of product. I hope this helps.
Now then, I might be able to help out this morning. I’m off to the hospital later, and being so well loved and admired (okay, not true) by the nursing staff there, I could ask em to take a bit extra from me arm, and bring it back to the flea-pit and try to make some for him!
It will contain a certain amount of Warfarin and traces of beta-blockers, so it would be possible to sell it to the local yobs as a drug… perhaps?
I’ll put the kettle on.
How did I not see this until tonight? Great addition to LOMM and SOZ. Well done Gaz.
FANK YOU VERY MUCH TOUCH! HEY DAT’S POEEDREE!
Who the bleedin el has bin writin on me walls!?
Kilroy son. Let’s get the fucker!
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