BREAKING NEWS: Dorking Woman Has “Lost A Bit Of Weight Since Xmas”

Some physicians warn about the dangers of rapid weight loss

 

For this simply shocking tale of one woman’s ‘Battle Of The Bulge, and for even more jaw-droppingly unfunny articles, why not visit:

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I can’t guarantee you’ll lose any inches from that expanding waistline but your will to live is quite another matter.

Clivey