Dear League Of Mental Men
Ladies who hate ironing. Place the iron, and the item that needs pressing, on the ironing board before swallowing a number of powerful magnets. Then simply walk up and down alongside the board and hey presto, a beautifully pressed garment and a new slimmer, fitter you.
Gus Substance-Abuse
Africa
Clivey
The League of Mental Men! 
while this seems like an ideal solution, I much prefer to iron so badly that the buggers will get the hint and do it themselves!!
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My irons in my fire… won’t cotton to this.
(Inane? Probably)
Who cares!
“Put yer money on the table and drive it off the lot”
-Boz
If I become more esoteric/eclectic, I just may have to have yet another drink…
Cheers!
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Actually, if you’ll just put a cheese sandwich under the item you are ironing, you can make yourself a tasty grilled cheese while you iron and it won’t seem like as much work. 🙂
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