Letters To LOMM

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Dear League Of Mental Men

Ladies who hate ironing. Place the iron, and the item that needs pressing, on the ironing board before  swallowing a number of powerful magnets. Then simply walk up and down alongside the board and hey presto, a beautifully pressed garment and a new slimmer, fitter you.

Gus Substance-Abuse

Africa

Clivey

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3 responses to “Letters To LOMM

  1. while this seems like an ideal solution, I much prefer to iron so badly that the buggers will get the hint and do it themselves!!

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  2. My irons in my fire… won’t cotton to this.
    (Inane? Probably)
    Who cares!
    “Put yer money on the table and drive it off the lot”
    -Boz
    If I become more esoteric/eclectic, I just may have to have yet another drink…
    Cheers!

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  3. Actually, if you’ll just put a cheese sandwich under the item you are ironing, you can make yourself a tasty grilled cheese while you iron and it won’t seem like as much work. 🙂

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PLEASE BE GENTLE. WE SATIRISTS CAN DISH IT OUT BUT WE CAN'T TAKE IT.

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