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Letters To LOMM

josef

 

Dear League Of Mental Men

Give your pet hamster the experience of being on a fortnight’s break in Ibiza by shining a torch in its eyes and blasting it with a hot hairdryer. Then at 4.00am each morning turn on some loud music and empty a fire extinguisher into its cage to simulate a fun-packed foam party.

For added authenticity wait until the fortnight is almost up before giving it a good hiding and injecting it with a sexually transmitted disease.

Gus Liverdisease

Finland

Clivey

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