Christ! Check out the f*****g captions on that!” – Baking guru, Mary Berry.
In a shock revelation that will shake the very foundations of the world of mildly unsuccessful satirical magazines, the 19-year-old editor of Soz Satire “A Piss Poor Excuse For Humour”, has revealed that, just before the latest edition was published, he made a number of alterations to the front page speech bubbles, making them in his view: “Even funnier”
Clivey Dee, 19, and looking a fair bit younger, told reporters outside his office in Whitechapel, East London:
“Just before we went live the other week I went into the online editing bit and made a few alterations to the speech bubbles to make them even funnier. Our graphics bloke, The Artful Dodger, who’s getting on a bit in years to be honest, had done his best bless him, but when you’re as old as he is you tend to lose that innovative touch and it sometimes takes somebody from the younger, more vibrant generation, such as myself, to give things a sprinkle of stardust. So I was more than happy to roll my sleeves up and spend 10 minutes altering what had taken him countless hours to produce without so much as a by-your-leave. I did actually try to tell him what I’d done but he was being sick in the pub toilet at the time and I’m not sure if he heard me”
Dee, 19, and not looking a day over 15, was given the whole-hearted approval of a number of prominent literary figures last night, including, E L James, author of the highly successful, 50 Shades erotic trilogy, who told us:
“EYE FINK DAT THE SPEACH BUBLEZ ON SOZ SATYRE WER BRILL AND VERY EROTIK. IF MR GREYE SAW THEM HEE WOOD GET HIS NOB OUT AND RUB IT AWL OVER THE FRUNT PAYGE UNTIL HEE BLEW HIZ CUSTERD ON THEM KAPTSHUNS. OH MYE!”
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PS. A genuine, heartfelt thank you to all you good peeps that have wasted chunks of your existence visiting the mag. It really is greatly appreciated by us, as well as extremely ill-advised on your part. So thanks guys x
Clivey Dee,19…but only just mind!