Mary’s Magnificent Minefield of Malapropisms

 

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Say it ain’t so Mary love!!

 

 

As a follow up to the previous embarrassing outburst by our graphics editor’s mum, we thought we’d bring you this little beauty.

Following a short bout of ill health -from which, she has now thankfully fully recovered – our heroine was asked – by myself as luck would have it – if she was feeling better.

She gave a careworn wistful sigh and replied: “I’m a little better thank you dear but not quite 100 percent. I can’t wait to be back on the game to be honest with you”

Hopefully, she meant “in the game” as I fear that a career as a common prostitute may prove to be less than lucrative at her age. And I say that in a deeply caring way.

 

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4 responses to “Mary’s Magnificent Minefield of Malapropisms

  1. Maybe it was a freudian slip by his mum, one where she unintentionally revealed some dark personal secret? He told me, he never went without anything as a kid, so you never know.

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