Mary’s Magnificent Minefield of Malapropisms

I don’t know if we’ve ever told you this, but out graphics magician, The Artful Dodger, has a mum. However, that’s not all my friends. He also has a mum called Mary. And if that wasn’t staggering enough, his mum called Mary is predisposed to uttering hilarious malapropisms.

So, from time to time, we intend to illustrate the fact by publishing them here, accompanied by some little memes, appropriately put together by The Dodger himself and entirely at his own risk.

Here’s the first and it concerns the apocalyptic tsunami that struck the islands in and around The Indian Ocean on Boxing Day, 2004. On hearing the news, Mary rushed into the room in a state of high excitement and announced: “I’ve just heard on the news that a massive salami has killed lots of people in India!”

Here’s another one that’s about to kill lots of people on Brighton beach…

Massive Salarmi

Bless her.

 

 

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4 responses to “Mary’s Magnificent Minefield of Malapropisms

  1. I wonder if The Dodger’s shown his mum these skits? 😀

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