Bernie Eccleston Offers Kidnappers Extra 2 Million to Hold On To Mother-In-Law

Bernie Ecclestone

“I wouldn’t say my mother-in-law was ugly, but…”

Formula 1 supremo, Bernie Eccleston, has offered the kidnappers who snatched his mother-in-law yesterday an extra two million pounds on top of the 28 million they have demanded for her release.
 
Eccleston told reporters last night:  “I realise that it’s a lot of money, but it’s a price well worth paying to finally get shot of the old boot.”
 
Before going back inside his sumptuous Monte Carlo home, Ecclestone joked “My mother-in-law is so fat that when she was at school she sat next to everybody”
 
Bernie Ecclestone is editor-in-chief of Dwarfism and Idiotic Hair Monthly
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