It was announced earlier today that outspoken world boxing champion, Tyson Fury, will fight controversial Republican presidential hopeful, Donald J. Trump, for the World Bigotry Championship early in the new year.
Both men, notorious for their narrow, right-wing stance on a range of topics, ranging from abortion to gay rights and equality for women, are talking up their chances of taking the undisputed crown.
Talking from his home in Manchester, the self-styled ‘Gypsy King’, Fury told reporters: “Trump has a pretty smart mouth for an old guy and I intend to shut if for him. I respect and totally agree with pretty much all he says, but there’s only room on this planet for one king of the bigots and I aim to make sure it’s me”
Meanwhile, speaking from South Carolina where he’s been making a series of hair-raising comments about Muslims, Trump was equally defiant: “I aim to whup this limey sonofabitch, and after I’ve done that, I’m gonna intern his gypsy ass in a secure facility until we find out what the hell’s going on with these Romany fucks”
Under WBC rules, both men will come into the ring unaccompanied where they will be patted down for concealed weapons. They will then go to their corners and sit on their stools while a number of people from diverse ethnic groups, different faiths, and various sexual persuasions, are paraded in front of them.
The winner will be decided by the three judges at ringside – all Daily Express journalists – and will be based on the amount of hate-filled bile the two protagonists spew forth as each minority group is represented in the ring.
The referee on the night will be outspoken media personality, and former world bigotry crown holder, Katie “Vinegar Tits” Hopkins, with commentary and expert ringside analysis from the doyen of Fleet Street’s right-wing hacks, Richard “You Couldn’t Make It Up” Littlejohn, and former undefeated European Bigot Champion, Nigel “The Darkie Destroyer” Farage.
Tickets go on sale from January 2 and will be available on a first-come, first-served basis, provided you’re a British white Christian or All-American and don’t have a depraved sexual appetite for people of your own gender.
The League of Mental Men! 
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Excellent satire, spoiled only by the sexist nickname you give Hopkins. You could have found an equally cruel nickname without relying on her gender to skewer her personality.
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I didn’t skewer her personally!…I can dream though can’t I?
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Brilliant satire!
The only thing is that I only know who is Trump.
Never knew the others have ever existed.
They never should have been born if Hitler had one the war.
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Thanks Pierre. The other protagonists in the piece are equally horrible, trust me my friend 😉
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I trust you 100%. Great satire. The greatest satire is the one Trump is doing right now. Is he a mole planted by the Democrats?
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Mr T is a satirist’s dream and the gift that just keeps on giving, Pierre. I trust you too my friend. Can you lend me 20,000 dollars until next Tuesday? 😉
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Postscript
A final word on these people…
From Psychology Today’s Website
The Truth About Narcissism
Narcissists cut a wide, swashbuckling figure through the world. At one end of the self-loving spectrum is the charismatic leader with an excess of charm, whose only vice may be his or her inflated amour-propre. At the far end of the spectrum reside individuals with narcissistic personality disorder, whose grandiosity soars to such heights that they are manipulative and easily angered, especially when they don’t receive the attention they consider their birthright. Here’s how to figure out whether the big talker in your office really believes his own hype.
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Excellent satire. OOPS!!!! Sorry, please excuse me, I farted. Every time I read about Trump that happens.
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For Chrissakes Jeff! Tell me that your fellow Americans and your good self aint gonna send this bufoon to The Oval Office! Tell me and tell me soon my brother! 😀
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A first rate skit, though (if I may say so) somewhat lessened by the mention of the opponents going into their corners to sit on their stools.
That was totally uncalled for . . .
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Cheers matey. Perhaps you could pass on your valued opinion on the brilliance of the piece to the editorial staff on News Thump and one or two others who have thus far completely ignored its satirical brilliance. I expect an office junior spilled coffee over it and it got tossed in the bin eh? Yeah, that’ll be it mate.
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Willco – SoZ.
I’m on my bike (as the saying goes)
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I wrote a comment about this piece before, but that might have been in the dark days when WordPress took to sending all my comments to other bloggers’ spam folders. Anyway, It was a very funny piece and worth reading twice. Of course, if Donald Trump is elected, I don’t think I don’t think I’ll be laughing again for a very long time.
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