I only ask because a piece I wrote earlier for a well-known satirical newspaper amassed 3,342 likes, 1,9452 FB shares and over 100 irritating, time-consuming comments in just a few hours. And yet, that same piece has only got a miserly 4 likes, no shares and not one irritating comment in this forum.
Where do you think I’m going wrong my friends? Why do you all hate me so? As Alice Cooper once remarked: “Is it my body?”
No need to explain folks. You see, the awful and the stark truth is this: I really couldn’t give a flying fuck. 😀
Here’s the piece in question:
Don’t forget to ‘like’ and comment now, do ya hear 🙂
Danny Soz. I’m 18 and I like it. (Little bit more Alice for ya there my frendzzz)
PS. They absolutely love me on Pinterest!…ish.