LOMM’S CLASSIC POP SONG LYRICS FOR INTELLECTUALS

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“Dual meteorological phenomena in the form of a sonic boom due to a sudden increase in pressure and temperature from lightning producing rapid expansion of the air along with a sudden electrostatic discharge between electrically charged regions of a cloud resulting in a bolt of electricity emanating from the heavens. Extremely alarming and disconcerting…the entity that is myself, expressed in the first person singular”

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4 responses to “LOMM’S CLASSIC POP SONG LYRICS FOR INTELLECTUALS

  1. Just read this one out and had a great laugh. Have a few people that will really appreciate this one. Utter brilliance and total madness as usual.

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