CORBYN WILL MASSAGE QUEEN’S TITS AT PRIVY COUNCIL CEREMONY TO MAKE UP FOR NATIONAL ANTHEM SNUB

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Leader Of The Opposition, Jeremy Corbyn, has announced that he will attempt to make amends for his refusal to sing the national anthem at The Battle of Britain commemoration ceremony by massaging The Queen’s tits when he is sworn in as a member of the Privy Council later today.

Corbyn told reporters: “I took a fair bit of stick for not singing along to the anthem a few weeks ago and realise it was pretty disrespectful of me, so I’ve decided to give Her Majesty’s tits a bit of a going over later to make up for it. Hopefully, this will get the press boys off my back for a while”.

If Corbyn fulfills his promise, it will be only the second time that a reigning monarch has received sexual favours in public since 1580, when Sir Walter Raleigh fingered Elizabeth The First to completion in Westminster Abbey after she gave him a knighthood for inventing potatoes.

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PLEASE BE GENTLE. WE SATIRISTS CAN DISH IT OUT BUT WE CAN'T TAKE IT.

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