THE HOUSE OF SOZ PRESENT: THE ALZHEIMER’S DRESSING GOWN OF HOPE

hugh hefner

The House of SoZ is delighted to announce the launch of our latest item of couture: The Alzheimer’s Dressing Gown of Hope.

Specifically designed for the fashion conscious dementia sufferer, these stylish and practical dressing gowns will ensure you stand out from the crowd the next time you go wandering off aimlessly in the middle of the night.

Lovingly hand made on industrial sewing machines by Bangladeshi orphans, each Gown of Hope comes complete with an ingenious GPS tracking device to ensure that anxious relatives need never wonder where the hell you are in the early hours of the morning again.

So, if you want to stay warm, and look chic and stylish when you’re brought back home in a police car at 3.00am, The Alzheimer’s Dressing Gown of Hope is for you.

To receive yours at some unspecified point in the future; send a banker’s draft or cash to the tune of: £32,456 to:

The House of SoZ (Feeble-Minded Offer)
The Boleyn Arms
Green Street
East London.

DISCLAIMER: I have no idea what day it is or whether I want a shit or a haircut and I waive all legal rights of redress if my goods never arrive. I have no violent relatives or carers who might start asking awkward questions. Signed…

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8 responses to “THE HOUSE OF SOZ PRESENT: THE ALZHEIMER’S DRESSING GOWN OF HOPE

  1. AUTHOR’S NOTE: Before I start having to listen to a load of tedious, sanctimonious whining; this was not a heartless attack on people suffering from the distressing condition of Alzheimer’s Disease or their families – my own beloved grandmother suffered from dementia towards the end of her life – this was a satire on the unscrupulous sellers of sub-standard tat who cheerfully exploit the vulnerable for profit. It was also a wonderful opportunity to rip the piss out of Hugh Hefner. Ok? Got that? Jolly good, now off you pop children 🙂

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  2. Did you hear that piece on the World Service saying that ‘they’ have established that a signal for Alzheimer’s kicking off is when one laughs at tragic news bulletins! That means my old nan must have had the wretched dementia all her life!

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  3. ratty

    Dear SoZ.
    Despite your disclaimer, I feel moved to complain about the content of the main article . . . or would do if I could remember what the fuck it was about.

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  4. garyhoadley

    Dear Sirs.
    May I please purchase, one of your excellent…Erm…What a minute…Who is it?…

    Aldo Sache
    The Mingles
    34…

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