Dear League of Mental Men
I’m firmly of the opinion that colo-rectal surgeons should enhance the experience of patients undergoing a colonoscopy examination by showing hardcore grumble movies on the tv screen instead of footage showing the camera on its journey through the intestinal tract. To make the experience even more pleasurable they could attach a small feather to the tip of the camera that could be remotely wiggled from side to side when the patient approaches a climax. For gays, they could substitute the standard equipment for a gerbil with a camera attached to its nose.
Sir Elton John