ARCHIE PAMPERS: ADULT BABY AND THE AUTOMOBILE CLUTCH TECHNICIAN YOU CAN TRUST.

Funny old world sometimes isn’t it? 🙂

SOZ SATIRE

adult baby

Dear Archie

I own a 2002 Honda Civic Sport 1.4 and have recently experienced quite severe clutch judder when moving away from lights etc. The problem seems even more acute when the vehicle is cold after being left in the garage overnight.

What do you think might be causing this and will it be expensive to repair as I’m pretty strapped for cash at the moment?

Thanks Archie

Richard Branson

Barbados

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Dear Richard

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PS. Sounds like your pressure plate may be warped or out of alignment Richard. Take it to your local clutch specialist and get them to check it out for you, or if you feel adventurous, tackle the job yourself using…

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