NEO-FASCIST SOCCER TEAM SUFFER RECORD DEFEAT

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SPORTS NEWS IN BRIEF:

A football team representing the far-right pressure group, Britain First, have suffered a record defeat after they were thumped 98-0 by a world 11 consisting of players drawn from the blogging site, WordPress.

Biffers United found themselves 67-0 down to WordPress Wanderers at half-time, having conceded 36 penalties and scored 17 own goals in the East London Sunday League game last Saturday.

A chastened Biffers manager, Dave Ndinga-Ndinga said afterwards: “I blame all these immigrants”, while jubilant Wanderers skipper, Charley “La Loca” Priest, who notched up a personal best 48 goal tally, including 15 scored direct from throw-ins, said “I’m not an immigrant, I’m going back to Mexico to have Sunday dinner with my mum tomorrow. Would you like to buy any guns or drugs?”

This latest humiliation comes just 2 weeks after an all-white, male netball team, representing the extreme right-wing, United Kingdom Independence Party, had their frilly underwear stolen from the dressing room at half-time during a crushing 138-0 defeat by a ladies benefit-claimants 11 from Eastern Europe.

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One response to “NEO-FASCIST SOCCER TEAM SUFFER RECORD DEFEAT

  1. But I do look good wearing that red bandana

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PLEASE BE GENTLE. WE SATIRISTS CAN DISH IT OUT BUT WE CAN'T TAKE IT.

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