SOZ SATIRE’S WONDERFUL WORLDWIDE WORLD OF WONDERS

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You know that Andy McNab who used to be in the SAS and wrote all those books about killing Iraqis and getting tortured by ’em on the strength of it? Well, he lost all his money in a failed property developing project and he’s now working down the bogs at Victoria station. I know this because I saw him down there last Saturday night when I nipped in for a piss on the way to the boozer. You could tell it was him straight away as he had one of those black oblongs across his eyes so his identity as an ex-special forces bloke wouldn’t be revealed. Nice geezer he was. We had a quick chat about the time he slotted an IRA terrorist in The Falls Road in Belfast in the 80s. Shot him in the groin apparently so, if he survived, he wouldn’t be able to have kids and breed more terrorists. Just before I left, a geezer pissed on the floor in one of the traps so Andy threw this massive Bowie knife into his back and shoved his head down the bog till he drowned. It must have been his SAS training kicking in I suppose.

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13 responses to “SOZ SATIRE’S WONDERFUL WORLDWIDE WORLD OF WONDERS

  1. Reblogged this on SOZ SATIRE and commented:
    Being in the SAS is the hardest game in the world apparently. A geezer down the pub told me

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  2. South of the river…well I never!

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  3. You even managed to get a toilet related line or two in this skit! There’s no hope for you! You really make me laugh and ewwwwwww alot.

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  4. Thanks Touch. I feel flushed with success thanks to you…what? 😦

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PLEASE BE GENTLE. WE SATIRISTS CAN DISH IT OUT BUT WE CAN'T TAKE IT.

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