SCIENCE WORLD—NASA has stunned the world of people who use the phrase: ‘I love you to the Moon & Back’ by revealing it is not possible and very unlikely to be achieved in the future.
A spokesperson at NASA told Dafty News this morning: “You cannot love someone to the moon and back because theoretically and practically it’s just not on. You can love them dearly or unconditionally, but no-one has ever loved someone to the moon and back. This is due to a number of factors — mainly the lack of oxygen in the atmosphere and the fact that the distance between Earth and the Moon is just too vast.”
Dafty News spoke to Professor Birkensense, from The British Space Institute, who explained the difficulties involved:
“Firstly, nothing and nobody can land on the moon — no matter how much you love someone. Just because man made a fake moon landing in the 1960s doesn’t give people the right to think they can actually love someone there and then back again. It is a complete impossibility.”
Astronaut, Buzz Aldrin, who claims to have landed on the moon in the past, also lent weight to the argument, saying: “It’s not possible to love somebody to the moon and back. If I’d tried it, one of my fellow astronauts and I would have had to have taken off our space suits and would have died from lack of oxygen and would also have ended up stuck to the ceiling of the spaceship”
So there you have it. This unworldly piece was launched by my friends at Dafty News, with some truly cosmic editing by SoZ Satire.
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