Letters To LOMM

Jo Stalin

Dear League of Mental Men

As a loving mother of 3 young children, I like to give my kids a treat by topping up their morning fruit juice with vodka. I then give them a few miniature bottles to take to school in their packed lunch boxes. Their teachers say that they’re the happiest kids in the whole school but that they tend to sleep heavily in the afternoons.

Tracy Dell

The Pig and Whistle

Shoreditch

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One response to “Letters To LOMM

  1. May I say what an excellent mother. I am very envious actually. I always wanted to send my kids to school like that.

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PLEASE BE GENTLE. WE SATIRISTS CAN DISH IT OUT BUT WE CAN'T TAKE IT.

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