SHERLOCK HOMOPHOBE: THE ANTI-GAY AND LESBIAN VICTORIAN DETECTIVE.

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“By thunder, the gay’s afoot!”
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The scene is Homophobe’s study at 221B Hetero Avenue in Brighton, Sussex. The great detective and insufferable bigot is breakfasting at a small table when his great friend and staunch assistant, Dr John Mincing, bursts into the room in a state of great excitement:

MINCING – I say Homophobe! There’s been a highly singular incident old friend. A young woman of some breeding has just confided in me that she has received a letter containing 6 pearls of exceeding beauty and value. What is more, the sender informs her that he craves an audience with her. I shouldn’t be at all surprised if this whole business didn’t have a connection with a pact reached in India which shall become known as The Sign Of Four! Come Homophobe, let’s not tarry, for time is clearly of the essence old friend!

HOMOPHOBE – You infernal pansy Mincing! You come here with this wild and lurid tale, when all you want to do is to force me to my knees so that you roughly sodomise me and otherwise use my body to slake your foul homosexual cravings; knowing full well that due to my drug-addled condition I’ll not be able to fight you off as you fill my every orifice with your scalding jism! Now get out before I call Chief Inspector Lancing and have you deported to the New World!

MINCING – !!!!!

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  1. Reblogged this on SOZ SATIRE and commented:
    I might make a cup of tea in a minute…Well it did say in this box “Add your thoughts here”

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