RAF TO COMMEMORATE BATTLE OF BRITAIN ANNIVERSARY BY BOMBING GERMANY

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A squadron of Spitfires pictured earlier on the lookout for Lufthansa cabbage crates over the old briny

The Royal Air Force last night announced, that as part of the commemoration of the 75th anniversary of The Battle of Britain, a squadron of Lancaster bombers with an escort of Spitfire and Hurricane fighters will drop bombs and incendiaries on various cities in Germany.

A Ministry of Defence spokesman said last night: “What better way to commemorate our finest hour and to honour the brave pilots who so nobly defended our shores from the Hun than to give the blighters a bloody nose and a sharp reminder of who’s best when it comes to war”

Our American allies are also expected to take part, sending a number of vintage B24 ‘Flying Fortresses’ to assist in the bombing of Cologne, although there was an unfortunate ‘friendly fire’ incident yesterday during rehearsal when 5 of their aircraft accidentally destroyed Norwich.

This move comes just a year after the Scots celebrated their victory at The Battle Of Bannockburn by sending 2000 Highlanders across the border where they massacred 25 shoppers in the Carlisle branch of Tescos.

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One response to “RAF TO COMMEMORATE BATTLE OF BRITAIN ANNIVERSARY BY BOMBING GERMANY

PLEASE BE GENTLE. WE SATIRISTS CAN DISH IT OUT BUT WE CAN'T TAKE IT.

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