SoZ Satire’s Wonderful Worldwide World Of Wonder

sean bean

That Sean Bean out of Game Of Thrones pictured putting a brave face on things despite having a hand on a spring.

You know that Sean Bean out of Game Of Thrones and When Saturday Comes? He’s only got one arm he has. He had the other one shot off while filming Sharpe’s Rifles in Spain in 2001. Apparently somebody accidentally put a real cannon ball in one of the cannons instead of a foam rubber one and it took his arm off during a scene where he was battling against the Frenchies during The Peninsular War in the olden days.

Instead of a real arm he’s got a hand on a spring, which can extend to just over 100 metres. It got him into trouble in 2005 when he used it to grab a girl’s tits who was walking on the other side of the road in his native town of Sheffield, and he was subsequently charged with lewd conduct, breach of the peace and common assault.

When he went to court he told the judge:  “Now then owr magistrate.  ‘appen ah did cop ‘old of a lass’s baps t’other day, but she where a reet champion bit o’ stoof and ah couldn’t ‘elp me sen”

He was subsequently fined £150 and ordered to pay costs of £80 which included the price of a new bra for the girl in question

Disclaimer: No people from the north of England will be lampooned or jeered at, in any way, shape, or form in the new issue of SoZ Satire magazine (Coming Soon For Christ’s Sake!)…in all probability.


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