The Bloody Foreigner’s Tourist Guide To London

cockneys

Strike a light Mayweee. Show us yer threepenny bits love”

Here’s one that was sung and choreographed by my fiend (sp?), Gary Moore ‘Churchmouse’ earlier folks.

http://sozsatire.wix.com/soz-satire#!london-tourist-guide/c1jtw

Disclaimer: No London gangland figures were nailed to snooker tables during the writing and editing of this skit…in all probability.

Signed. Clivey Dee, 19.

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2 responses to “The Bloody Foreigner’s Tourist Guide To London

  1. alienorajt

    I’d forgotten how truly, toe-curlingly dire D.v.D’s accent was! Risible or what?! Anyway, damn fine effort to lure the unwary tourist to his/her doom – loved the bit about Diana’s underwear (inspired bit of scathe, that!) and the ‘translations’ were very funny!

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    • leagueofmentalmen

      It’s all in the editing mate…and you’re right about dear old Dickie Van Dee. That accent’s a real belter and no mistake. I’m as cockney as jellied eels and I couldn’t make head nor tail of it! hahaha ūüėÄ
      Clivey.

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