“Does anyone know if I ever made it to Freshly Pressed?”
Now, before reading this one, please be advised that this skit is broad satire at its most ludicrous. I mean to say, anyone who would entertain such a far-fetched scenario as depicted in this tragic tale is clearly one bland, populist blog short of a mention on Freshly Pressed. Right?
WARNING: May contain traces of the God’s honest truth.