Letters To LOMM

Jo Stalin

 

Dear League Of Mental Men

Old People. Pre-chew your food by putting a pair of joke, clattering teeth on your plate at meal times.

Dave Urinal-Mint

Dar-Es-Salaam

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Dear League Of Mental Men

I’ve noticed that we don’t see much of Princess Diana or The Queen Mother going about their royal duties these days. Surely they could make a bit more of an effort to fly the British flag and boost the people’s moral in these troubled times. Once again it’s a case of Joe Public facing up to all manner of terrorist threats while the cowardly royals skulk behind the bomb-proof walls of their palaces.

HRH Princess Toby Of Millwall Docks

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Dear League Of Mental Men

What a con these con men are. The other day I was completely conned by one of them.

Marvin Vulva

Brazil

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Dear League Of Mental Men

Busy mums. Make it easier to drag your toddler around the supermarket by nailing banana skins to the soles of its feet.

Barak O’ Bummer

The Isle Of Dogs

Clivey.

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