Soz Satire’s Heavily-Edited, Appallingly-Written Erotica: Fifty Shades Of Grey

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Fifty Shades author, E.L. James pictured enjoying the trappings of success at the post-premier bash last night

P.A. – “Mr Grey will see you now”

Dozy Bint – “Oh my!”

Grey – “I’m interested in learning about you”

Dozy Bint – “Oh my!”

Grey – “This is my Playroom”

Dozy Bint – “Oh my!”…OW, YOW, OW, YOW, AIEEEEEEE, GNNNNNNNN, YAROOOOOO!!!

Grey – “Right, I’ll see you next week then. Are you sure you wouldn’t like a Band-Aid for that?”

FIN.

DISCLAIMER: No punctuation, grammar or syntax was correctly applied during the writing of this piece.

Clivey.

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4 responses to “Soz Satire’s Heavily-Edited, Appallingly-Written Erotica: Fifty Shades Of Grey

  1. alienorajt

    Okay, here’s where I admit that I have never read ’50 Shades…’ and have no intention of so-doing – though I DID dip into, and giggle over, ’50 Sheds of Grey’ (a far superior book, in my view). The voluminous trollop masticating above is, however, right up my boulevard – and I had a bloody good laugh at her expense! By Jove, the hag makes me look positively svelte. I adored your disclaimer, by the way, as I have gathered, from friends who have read the book, that ’50 Shades…’ is not the tightest (though it may well be the tritest!) tome grammatically – and is wont to drop a full stop, mangle a semi-colon and probably murder a gerund, for all I know! As for infinitive-splitting – well, I shall say no more!

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  2. Phwoarrrr!

    [This phrase copyright Sid James 1963-1976 inclusive]

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