Dorking Man’s Suicide After Littering Shame

drunk clivey

Inchy’s portrayal of how I might look after reading this particular skit.

This tragic story of one man’s doomed struggle to confront his littering misdemeanour will leave you shattered, moved, outraged and visibly aroused.

http://sozsatire.wix.com/soz-satire#!litter-bug-blues/cybp

TESTIMONIAL: “After reading this skit I became visibly aroused and had to stumble from Westminster Abbey with a copy of Big ‘N’ Bouncy concealing my shame” – The Archbishop Of Canterbury.

Clivey

 

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3 responses to “Dorking Man’s Suicide After Littering Shame

  1. alienorajt

    Ye gods, Carruthers, what IS the jolly old country coming to, eh? That’s what I want to know, damn it! When a man can’t even jettison his own sweet wrapper without some sanctimonious old mare spouting forth, things have come to a pretty pass indeed. What the hell are servants for, anyway? We pay these road cleaner wallahs a bally fortune to pick stuff up – don’t want to deprive the blighters of their livelihood, now do we? Mutter, chunter, boo, hiss…
    Field Marshall (deceased) Montgomery

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  2. Reblogged this on SOZ SATIRE and commented:
    Forgive me Father for I have reblogged my own shit

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