Fury As Satirical Magazine Announces Plans To Merge With A Different Satirical Magazine


The writing staff of Soz Satire pictured in pensive mood and with funny-shaped heads last night


The world of poorly-written humour and satire was in uproar last night after the deeply unpopular, largely unheard-of satirical publication, Soz Satire “A Piss Poor Excuse For Humour”, announced plans to join forces with the deeply unpopular, largely unheard-of, satirical publication, The Whelk “A Satirical Word In Your Shell-Like Ear”

Speaking to reporters from outside the Soz offices in Whitechapel, East London, editor-in-chief, Clivey Dee, a 21-year-old stunning brunette, said: “Yes it’s absolutely true that we plan to merge with our friends at The Whelk. Discussions are at an advanced stage in a number of local pubs and we hope to make an announcement at some vague, unspecified time in the future:

When asked whether the move was a cynical ploy to lower readership to an even more abysmal level, Dee 18, an attractive single, blonde mother of two, said: “That’s absolute nonsense. Our stats have never looked healthier to be honest. We just see this as a chance to spread our artistic wings a little”

Dee, 21, a statuesque redhead with massive tits, has a good track record in this area and was rumoured to be the driving force behind the collapse and bankruptcy of at least three other humour-based publications.


PS. While you’re waiting for further news of the planned merger or for your wife/girlfriend to get ready to go out, why not visit:


It’s got a brand new skit in the Funny Fings section too! I know this because I just put the fucker in there.


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One response to “Fury As Satirical Magazine Announces Plans To Merge With A Different Satirical Magazine

  1. Reblogged this on SOZ SATIRE and commented:
    I’m adding my thoughts here as instructed:
    I could do with another pair of work boots.



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