Dorking Woman Wins World ‘Feeling Cold’ Title For Record 3rd Time

cold bint

A female astronaut pictured keeping out the chill as she orbits the sun with all the windows of her rocket open and with the fire on.

 

Feeling a bit ‘parky’ this morning are we ladies? Are you absolutely ‘chilled to the bone’ despite having cranked up the central heating until your lounge temperature is rivalling that of the inside of an arc welder’s pants as he toils away in the Kalahari desert, dressed in a fur coat and mittens, and while somebody holds a blowtorch to his bottom?

In that case, why not read this goosebump-blitzing little tale? I guarantee you will be burning hot with righteous indignation even before you reach the hilarious ‘clincher’ at the end:

http://sozsatire.wix.com/soz-satire#!chilly-filly/c15mk

Disclaimer: No poor, hardworking, married bastard’s gas and electricity bills went through the roof during the writing of this intro…and if you believe that, you’ll believe anything quite frankly.

Clivey.

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