Deafening Silence Ensues As Satirical Magazine Advertises For People To Pose In Their Pants

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Professional pants models enjoy a steamy romp without risking the chance of an unwanted pregnancy

 

A sullen silence fell across a large part of the civilised world yesterday after a London-based satirical magazine placed an ad in their situations vacant column, calling for people to voluntarily pose in their underwear for a forthcoming photo casebook style section in their December edition.

Editor-in-chief, Clivey Dee 19, told us from his office close to a number of pubs in East London. “The response to our ad has been truly remarkable. I haven’t experienced an unhelpful, surly lack of cooperation on this scale since we advertised for a cartoonist a few weeks ago”

To witness the complete lack of response, bordering on dumb insolence for yourself, visit the Personal And Classified Ads section of the following publication:

http://sozsatire.wix.com/soz-satire

Please remain clothed during your visit. Especially you Inchcock.

PS. Why not try our brand new “Likes & Comments” section to help pass the time while you’re in there. I found it so enthralling I’ve actually “liked” over 300 of my own comments!

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3 responses to “Deafening Silence Ensues As Satirical Magazine Advertises For People To Pose In Their Pants

  1. I’ve just bought another supply of undies Danny, to replace me bloodied ones. Just so I can remain unbarred so as to put it like.

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PLEASE BE GENTLE. WE SATIRISTS CAN DISH IT OUT BUT WE CAN'T TAKE IT.

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