Outcry As Satirical Magazine Editor Refuses To Change Out Of Date Front Cover

CliveEditor

Dee pictured last night in his anachronistic office, stubbornly refusing to change a laughably out-of-date front cover

The world of satirical humour was in uproar yesterday as the editor-in-chief of the deeply unpopular, Soz Satire publication, stubbornly refused to update the Guy Fawkes-themed front cover of the magazine, despite the fact that it was no longer November 5th.

When questioned about the reasons for his intransigence, Clivey Dee, 25, told us that it was because he thought the Bonfire Night cover was “a real belter” and “almost as good as the one we did with Olly Murs and Frankenstein on it last Christmas”

A number of rival publications however, have lashed out at the youthful boss, accusing him of being an “anachronism” and a ” flash cockney arseole”

“Dee is an anachronism and a flash cockney arseole. It’s no wonder his mag doesn’t get sued as much as ours” – Ian Hislop. Private Eye

“He refused to change the front cover you say? Holy Guacamole! Why that anachronistic, flash cockney asshole! These goddam limey sonsofbitches make me sick to my stummick!” – Bernie Finkleheimenburg. The Onion

“I hope his joints become painfully inflamed and that he starts to have trouble climbing the stairs, the flash cockney anachronism!” – Madge Davis. The Rheumatism And Arthritis News.

If you’d like to see what all the fuss is about and to stare morosely at exactly the same front cover that you stared morosely at 2 days ago, then visit:

SOZ - November 2014

http://sozsatire.wix.com/soz-satire

Mind you. It has got some new jokes in it and a different inset pic on the cover!!!

Clivey

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2 responses to “Outcry As Satirical Magazine Editor Refuses To Change Out Of Date Front Cover

  1. ratty

    No comments, I see.
    Which is just as well because Clivey hates them. I must admit, that I too, am not too fond of them because . . . Oh, shit ! ! !

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  2. *Narrows eyes, tilts back brim of trilby and fixes Ratty with icy stare across card table*

    “I’ll see your comment and raise you 3 emoticons” 😀 😦 🙂

    *Eases self back into chair and pours shot of redeye into crystal tumbler*

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