A Sincere And Humble “Thank You” from Soz Satire Magazine

 

*Removes boots and tiptoes into blog only too aware that it’s Gaz’s day to post and that I’m taking my worthless life into my hands by encroaching on his manor. Hopefully he’s in a police cell or too hungover to notice*

I should like to say a few words (a real first for me) to thank all the kind, albeit misguided, WordPress bods who have taken the trouble to have a peek at the mag since our triumphal re-emergence into cyberspace last month.

Our stats are looking very healthy indeed thanks to you guys, and our reach has become truly global, including, rather worryingly, some poor soul from Sierra Leone! I’m surprised there’s anybody left tbh. *lights pipe and dons biological warefare suit*

I know I rip the living piss out of this place on occasion but in this instance I am in your debt and I thank you most sincerely for that.

If you haven’t checked out the latest issue then I would humbly request that you do so, as there’s some pretty funny shit in there, if you avoid anything with the byline “by Clive Danton” or “Clivey Dee” which is a  nom de plume I sometimes use when I wish to avoid being taken to court.

Here’s the link guys and my humble thanks go with it:

http://sozsatire.wix.com/soz-satire

Your friend and fellow scribe

Clive

PS. Apologies to those who read this on my “Soz Satire” blog yesterday, I just thought it would be more efficacious if I posted my sentiments somewhere that had attracted more than 1 follower (Thanks mum btw)