Letters To LOMM

josef

Dear League Of Mental Men

Gardeners. Now that we’ve reached the end of a long, dry summer and with a hosepipe ban very much on the cards, avoid prosecution when watering your garden by painting your garden hose pink and threading it up your trouser leg and out of your flies. If you’re questioned by the local authority tell them you’ve just got back from the pub.

Teddy Urinal- Dockrat

Millwall

South London

Clivey@sozsatire

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6 responses to “Letters To LOMM

  1. Very creative….while we don’t have a watering ban here, I might still just do this for run!

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  2. ratty

    I followed wot yous said, but wuz still arrested by da constalubury.
    Maybe I should as painted da hose anotha colour ?

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    • leagueofmentalmen

      DONT YEW TAWK ABART THE PLEECE LYKE WOT YEW JUST DUN TAWKED RATTEE! THEY ARE AWL BOOTYFUL ANGLES SENT DARN FROM ‘EAVEN TO STOP PEEPLE LYKE YEW FROM GETTING YUR NOBS AHT!

      Deputy Police Commissioner Alfred Gordon
      Scotland Yard
      Nairobi

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      • My garden hose has one of those pistol grips on the end with a rotating head that allows it to sprinkle, jet, soak or give a flat angled output that is incredibly difficult to aim, and always results in me missing the toilet completely.

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PLEASE BE GENTLE. WE SATIRISTS CAN DISH IT OUT BUT WE CAN'T TAKE IT.

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