Letters To LOMM

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Dear League Of Mental Men

As the owner of a thriving pet shop I’m extremely conscious of the need to treat animals in the most humane manner possible. For this reason I always make sure that the slowest moving creatures, such as tortoises etc, are kept at the front of the shop, closest to the door in case there’s a fire, while the more fleet-footed ones, such as greyhounds and rabbits, are kept in crates in the back room.

Bob Bastard

Huddersfield

Clivey@sozsatire

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6 responses to “Letters To LOMM

  1. ratty

    Don’t worry, Marissa.

    I’m sure, when they realise the shop is one fire, they’ll all evacuate in an orderly fashion.

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  2. He;s such a kind caring personage yer know, our Clivey

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  3. garyhoadley

    He certainly has a big heart. He also has a big tea and biscuit bill to pay.
    Mrs Ethel Ned
    Manager.
    The Florin Tea Rooms
    Mile End.

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