British Ebola Victim Killed By Hospital Mash

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Patients at The London Hospital, Whitechapel pictured last night letting their dinner go down

 

The British nurse flown back to this country to be treated for the deadly Ebola Virus a fortnight ago, has lost his fight for life after falling victim to a serving of National Health Service mashed potatoes, a hospital spokesman told reporters last night.

The man, whose family have been informed, began convulsing violently before falling into a coma after consuming steak and ale pie with peas and mash. It is believed that the lumpy consistency of the potato was too much for his already depleted immune system and he passed away as a direct result.

This latest tragedy comes hot on the heels of a previous incident which occurred last week when a 40 year old man, in hospital for a minor gall bladder operation, died suddenly after eating a bowl of stewed prunes and custard.

Clivey Dee@sozsatire

Warning: This skit may contain traces of liver and onions in gravy followed by spotted dick with evaporated milk.

 

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9 responses to “British Ebola Victim Killed By Hospital Mash

  1. sozsatire

    Reblogged this on SOZ SATIRE and commented:
    It’s the unpalatable truth I’m afraid.

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  2. Death by mashed potatoes, makes for a pretty bleak epitaph…

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  3. I think I must be the only person that enjoyed tin he food in hospital. Though it was in a private hospital in the States. 😀

    Another funny skit from Mr Danton. X

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  4. Bloody phone. I always make a mess of it on here when I attempt to pist using it. *The food not ‘tin the’. *shakes head*

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