Letters To LOMM

josef

 

Dear League Of Mental Men

Motorsport fans. pretend you’re driving a Formula One car in The Belgian Grand Prix at Spa Francochamps this afternoon by donning a crash helmet and flameproof underwear before settling down in front of the television gripping a small steering wheel. For added authenticity, when one of the cars spins off the track and crashes into the Armco barrier, get your wife to smash you over the head with a frying pan and set fire to the sofa.

Michael Shoeconditioner

Africa.

Clivey@sozsatire

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3 responses to “Letters To LOMM

  1. You great plonker Shoeconditioner! Fancy suggesting that to man in my condition – I fell out of the chair! Tsk!

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  2. I’m not going to let my husband read this blog.

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PLEASE BE GENTLE. WE SATIRISTS CAN DISH IT OUT BUT WE CAN'T TAKE IT.

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