Men Who Use Male Grooming Products 20 Times More Likely To Help With Housework Claims Survey

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A “moisturist” pictured last night prior to another gruelling day arranging his wife’s frilly pants into neat little piles before putting them away in the drawer.

 

A nationwide survey conducted by a leading cosmetics manufacturer has revealed that males who routinely use grooming products, such as moisturiser, fake tan, exfoliating mitts  etc, are at least 20 times more likely to help their wives or partners do the household chores.

She’s The Boss Ltd, who sampled over 10,000 men in Great Britain and Northern Ireland, also revealed that men who use beauty products are far more likely to be interested in interior design, flower arranging, netball, skipping through meadows with flowers in their hair, Bette Davis movies, cookery and in-depth, heart to heart talks about relationships. The survey also revealed that three quarters of the men surveyed and who owned up to using grooming products spoke with a slight lisp and adopted a strange, mincing gait when they walked.

We tried to get a comment from the CEO of The Brtish Council Of Moisturists, who represent the country’s ever-burgeoning male grooming exponents last night, but his wife told us rather brusquely that he was going nowhere until he’d reduced the ironing pile by at least a half.

Clivey

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10 responses to “Men Who Use Male Grooming Products 20 Times More Likely To Help With Housework Claims Survey

  1. sozsatire

    Reblogged this on SOZ SATIRE and commented:
    Oooh I am awful, but I don’t half love myself. x

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  2. I really love this one. Had a good giggle at it. Did you have your little tongue stuck out while banging away at the keys?

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  3. Yep, they help with housework… as long as they’re guaranteed not to break a nail in the process.

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  4. ratty

    Exthalant article, if I may thay tho.

    Me an’ me mateth from down at the building thite regularly get our thelveth a Brathilian and a pedicure, then go to the hairdrether for a perm together (holding handth and chatting away twelve to the dothen) and then thlope off to the Bingo hall or the thnug of the local pub where we thwap rethipeeth.

    Then we go home, do thum duthting and polithing and then have wild thex with the mithuth, (well, that lath bit ith maybe not true.)

    Thee you.

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    • sozsatire

      For God’s sake man up Ratty! You’re a ruddy shambles and a disgrace to our species son 😦
      *lights pipe, applies second coat of “Blushing Peach” nail varnish, tugs up tights furiously and storms off, pouting furiously*

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