As Clivey Always Says On A Satdee Morning…

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Smudge by “Inchcock”

 

Good evening.

I’d like to wish you all a very good afternoon in the inimitable stylee of disgraced ex-United States president, Richard Milhous Nixon, as he gives strict instructions that all the ceilings in his grace and favour Washington residence are to be given a decent coat of good quality emulsion paint and that an inferior, water-based product is not to be used, while simultaneously watching West Ham United Football Club narrowly missing a goalscoring opportunity against Tottenham Hotspur FC.

“There can be no whitewash at The White House! – OH NO! HE’S HIT THE FUCKING POST!!!!”

Clivey

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