Letters To LOMM

 

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Dear League Of Mental Men

When I arrived at LOMM headquarters a short time ago I was both surprised and disgusted to find Gary Hoadley, Mike Steeden and Inchcock laying fast asleep on top of a small pile of clay models of one half of a legendary comedy duo that they’d made the previous evening. I immediately woke them up and told them that they couldn’t afford to rest on their Laurels.

Clivey Dee

The Coalface

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16 responses to “Letters To LOMM

  1. Har har!
    (Ahem, cough, hawk, greb)

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  2. Oh, and also…(ahem, hawk!), excuse me, can anyone write letters to you? Or do you have to be in the loop?

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    • Knock yourself out Henry old son. This is an equal opportunities emporium mate. No letter defiled or destroyed that’s our motto. No pics of male genitalia mind you! That’s right out that is! 😦

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      • Roger that! Henry shall take in the days events and articulate said events into the elegant form of a letter. And I will try my best not to take a picture of my nub…and no that isn’t a spelling mistake. Ta ta cockers!

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  3. Clivey, how very dare you advise a worthy perceptive penmanship savvy wit like Henry to ‘Knock himself out’!
    Oh sorry, I’ve gorrit now.
    I’ll put the kettle on then…

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  4. Lol, first laugh of the day 🙂

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    • Great, have that one on me love. However any future laughing will be subject to our Mirthometer charges.
      ie: £1.00 a chuckle, £5.00 a chortle and 500 quid for rolling around on the deck, holding your sides. 🙂

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  5. Funny as hell, love it!

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  6. That’s funny, they promised they would deliver the clay models of Bob Hope that very night. And now to find out they were sleeping on the job. Hmm.

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PLEASE BE GENTLE. WE SATIRISTS CAN DISH IT OUT BUT WE CAN'T TAKE IT.

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