Letters To LOMM

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Dear League Of Mental Men

I think I may have uncovered a clandestine paedophile ring in my local hospital. My mate’s pregnant wife told me that during a routine check up, a doctor smeared a lubricant on her belly and then took a number of photographs of her naked unborn child. He even asked her if she wanted one to take home!

Derek Leg-Disorder

Jamaica

Clivey.

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6 responses to “Letters To LOMM

  1. alienorajt

    Ye gods: Womb-Grooming – that’s really vile! Get the secateurs out immediately and arrange for said doctor to be parted from his Family Jewels.

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  2. Crikey the filthy bastard.

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  3. Wrong on so many levels…how do you do it?

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    • leagueofmentalmen

      What can I say? It’s a gift love. It’s a bit like being able to make bunny ears shadows on the wall but not as funny.

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  4. NHS cutbacks yer see…

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  5. Henry discoveres a shady, clandestine looking ring on the side of his forearm. It turned out to be ringworm…

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