UK Gold. 22.45: Open All Hours
Medical documentary in which Kim Kardashian’s gynaecologist gives an in-depth interview about her legs.
Warning. This programme may contain traces of silicone-enhanced arses
Clivey
I HATE THE LEAGUE OF MENTAL MEN AND EVERYTHING THEY STAND FOR – GHANDI
SMUDGES!
The League of Mental Men! 
I see endless potential here.
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Where???
I see only impending destruction followed by life ever after in the arms of a green-eyed Yorkshire rose!!!
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Well, you would, wouldn’t you?
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Yes indeedy! Ah she doth teach the torches to burn bright and she doth hang upon the cheek of night, like a rich jewel in an Ethiop’s ear!
She’s got a great butt too!!!!
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Now this one definitely must be about me…ha, ha!
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Sadly not Marissa for this maiden is one so fair that even the great sun itself pales and dims by comparison to her aspect.
She is of gypsy stock and her Romany blood courses hot through her veins whenever I take her in my arms.
Mind you it has been quite warm lately 😦
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