Letters To LOMM

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Dear League Of Mental Men

Whenever my Tassimo coffee machine finishes the brewing process it emits an intermittent, high-pitched whine, almost like the plaintive cry of a lone sea bird as it wheels and circles overhead. Where’s the fairness in that then?

Clivey Dee

British Guyana

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8 responses to “Letters To LOMM

  1. That’ll be Kenco Albatross Americano available only at Waitrose – very popular in Dorking where the collective plaintive cries at breakfast time can be heard as far away as Box Hill. Personally the Herring Gull equivalent from Lidl’s is my cup of choice – just more of a squawk though.

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  2. It emits wine? How cool!

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  3. Go shoot someone at Wal*Mart.
    (Just fucking Kidding NSA!)

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PLEASE BE GENTLE. WE SATIRISTS CAN DISH IT OUT BUT WE CAN'T TAKE IT.

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