I’m a regular contributor to the WordPress blogging site and over the last few months I’ve been extremely gratified by the amount of my followers who have “liked” my work and even been kind enough to make flattering comments with regard to its quality.
Do you think I should consider sending an example or two of my output to a publisher on the strength of all the encouraging feedback I’m getting? I’m not a very confident person you see and would never wish to harbour ideas above my station so to speak.
Your advice and guidance would be most welcome on this one Meg as I’m in a bit of a pickle to be honest with you. Thanks ever so much for listening and I look forward to hearing your thoughts when you have a minute.
You poor deluded little bitch! Do you honestly believe that just because a few no-nothing, half-assed, wannabe writers on a lame blogging sight have had the misguided, fuckwittery to fawn over your pathetic, literary bilge that you have even a snowball in hell’s chance of becoming a proper writer with a publisher and a book deal? You couldn’t even get your shopping list self-published on Amazon if you offered em a million quid!
Don’t you realise that the only reason these duplicitous, unemployable arseoles are “liking” your old tripe is because: a) They have nothing better to do all day as they can’t get a job or a partner, and, b) Because you’ve been whoring yourself out to them by praising and “liking” their own miserable bilge every five fucking minutes. WordPress is a mutual backslapping society in which people suck gently on each other’s miserable little metaphorical cocks in the pathetic hope that somebody will lie to them about being a half decent writer. I mean let’s be brutally honest here love, if they were any good at all they’d have been in print years ago!
Now clear off and don’t waste my time with any more of your inane wittering, you thick little bitch!
Good luck and all the very best with all your future endeavours my dear.
Ever your friend and confidante
Is anybody shuffling about awkwardly yet? hehehe