500 New Homes To Be Built On Olly Murs’s Big Face

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He gotta big face!

 

In a bid to reduce the waiting list for social housing in London, Mayor Boris Johnson has announced plans to construct 500 small, 3 bedroomed properties on the face of pop sensation Olly Murs.

Addressing the London assembly this morning, Johnson said. “With so many families living in temporary accommodation throughout the London boroughs we have decided to utilise some of the wide open spaces available to us and provide permanent quality housing for those most in need of it. We have earmarked Olly Murs‘s big face as just one of the options open to us”

Murs himself was unavailable for comment, but his agent said “Olly is absolutely delighted to have hundreds of London’s most needy residents setting up home on his gigantic face. He sees it as a chance to really put something back into the community”

It is believed this is just one of a number of proposed moves which will use celebrities to improve conditions in the London area and follows controversial proposals to build a large heliport on Simon Cowell’s bloody great, botoxed, forehead.

Clivey.

 

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10 responses to “500 New Homes To Be Built On Olly Murs’s Big Face

  1. A politically genius move!

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  2. He he he. I bet you enjoyed doin’ this one Cocker? Nice!

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  3. Very nice of him. His mother must be very proud.

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  4. The helicopter drivers may be in danger upon landing.

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  5. sozsatire

    I’m sure I’ve read this somewhere else you know. Never mind, I expect it’ll come to me.

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  6. sozsatire

    PLAGIARIST!!! 😦

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  7. Arghhh!

    Huge sinkhole next to the off licence at the corner of Conk Street!

    Run for your lives!

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