Letters To LOMM

josef

Dear League Of Mental Men

I just heard on the radio that Bristol Zoo are attempting to encourage two Giant Pandas to mate. The keeper explained that the male is introduced to the female’s pen for 5 minutes before being returned to his own enclosure.

I wonder why it takes him so long?

Clivey

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8 responses to “Letters To LOMM

  1. ellierayne

    To get the female’s infos. Write it all in the notepad and will be easy for him to call her later from his own enclosure.

    God.. i m only kidding. Happy Sunday!

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  2. Probably can’t hack more than 5 minutes of her laughing and shouting out “Giant Panda? Well that’s an oxymoron if ever I heard one.”

    x

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  3. Obviously, he is a considerate lover and wants to take his time and make his presence known.

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  4. a bit too much foreplay methinks !

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