Letters To LOMM

josef

Dear League Of Mental Men

With the festive season just 6 months away why not recreate a Christmas winter wonderland for your pet hamster by sprinkling the bottom of it’s cage with talcum powder instead of sawdust. For added authenticity build it a small igloo from sugar lumps before blasting it with cold air from a powerful hairdryer.

Dave Disorderly-Conduct

Uruguay

Clivey

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2 responses to “Letters To LOMM

  1. Yes, and then stick the whole cage in the freezer for a few hours. The little guy will get a kick out of how authentic it is, and he’ll commend you for your cleverness.

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PLEASE BE GENTLE. WE SATIRISTS CAN DISH IT OUT BUT WE CAN'T TAKE IT.

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