Dear League Of Mental Men
When my wife complained the other day that she couldn’t work out how to change her Facebook profile picture I immediately came to her aid and severed her head with a machete and then shrunk it in red hot sand. I then beat it flat with a mallet and glued it into the top left hand corner of her page.
Imagine my annoyance when a few days later I was arrested and charged with murder. Where’s the fairness in that then?