Letters To LOMM

josef

Dear League Of Mental Men

When my wife complained the other day that she couldn’t work out how to change her Facebook profile picture I immediately came to her aid and severed her head with a machete and then shrunk it in red hot sand. I then beat it flat with a mallet and glued it into the top left hand corner of her page.

Imagine my annoyance when a few days later I was arrested and charged with murder. Where’s the fairness in that then?

Benjamin Pre-Eclampsia

The Amazon

Clivey

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3 responses to “Letters To LOMM

  1. The nerve of them! You did her a favor!

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    • leagueofmentalmen

      A truer word was never spoken Rachel. Unfortunately I can’t remember the subject matter of the piece to which you refer no matter how hard I try. It’s probably Mike Steeden’s age. He has an iron lip you know. He has to rub it down with emery paper before giving Shirley her good morning peck on the cheek. He can also open tins of baked beans by gnawing on the lid. Bless him 😦

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PLEASE BE GENTLE. WE SATIRISTS CAN DISH IT OUT BUT WE CAN'T TAKE IT.

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